Huey Armstrong
(ON TRUMPETEERING.)

Solo albums "Spill the beans EP" Arista, 1976

Although Huey is very accomplished he is not one to blow his own trumpet, so on gigs he uses a friend's one instead.

He is a jolly sort of chap, in fact he's a gas man. Not only does he play excellent trumpet, he also possesses the unique ability to change virtually any foodstuff into gas. Especially Guinness. Curry also. This God-given talent allows him to play trumpet from either end simultaneously, often without using a trumpet.

Huey has just been released on parole for his part in the great Tunguska explosion in Siberia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event), although he still vehemently denies any involvement claiming that he was at home relaxing after his wife`s famous baked bean and onion stew when the explosion is alleged to have occurred.